Relationships

Well, Jennifer left me. I can't say I miss her that much, she wasn't much of a conversationalist, and had really weird views on Fish-Plant relationships. I was a little rattled that she just up and left without so much as a goodbye, but oh well. Anyways, more important news....

There is a new woman in my life. Her name is Janessa, and she just showed up in my apartment yesterday! It was a dream come true (for both of us, I'm sure). Here is a picture of her and I together, lounging around the apartment:

She is taller than me, but I am confident in my manliness and don't care about height differences. I am a little unsure of how this relationship will work as time goes on though, her being a Bird, and I a Fish. Birds are known to be given to Carnal Desires, otherwise known as Eating Fish. She assures me that this is not true for her, that she loves me wholly, but I think I will keep an eye out.