Odd things are happening...

A few days ago I woke up from a little snooze in my small apartment and found that the laws governing the universe seem to have changed slightly. My small green plant (whom I call Jennifer...it's a bit lonely in here sometimes) has moved to the sky! I am not sure how this has happened, but I find it rather delightful shade.

Also, I have noticed that there is a rather peculiar (though devilishly handsome) fish swimming around near the eastern edge of my apartment. I have tried several times to scare him off, but he seems to be rather bold...I will keep trying, maybe install a security system?