General Laws of the Universe

I have set about attempting to render in the written word what the General Laws of the Universe are. So far I have:

1. There are three Elements: Water, Pebble, and Plastic.
2. Food comes from Above.
3. There are Three Beings: Fish, High-Pitch Fleshling, Low-Pitch Fleshling.

And that is about all...I'm still working on the Purpose of Life.