New Roommates

Well, with the economy in a downward spiral, my rent has just gotten higher and higher, until finally I was forced to do the unthinkable....get roommates. Their names are Chevis (he's Scandinavian) and Jojoba (he is from Cham-pu Botel). They are pretty dull, all they seem to do all day is open and close their mouths, with nothing even remotely interesting coming out.

And here is where I must make a confession...I have terrible anger-management issues. Really. I once nearly tore apart another one of my kind, for no apparent reason at all. I just lost control the moment I sighted him! It was terrible, and for that reason I was ostracized and had to move far away. So, now, for safety reasons, I have built a wall between our two sides of the apartment so as not to be tempted. We'll see how it works out...