Disaster!

So, a lot of stuff has been going on in my life, and it's been a rough few weeks. To start off with, both of the guys who were sharing my apartment died. Now, I can't say I was that attached to them, they tended to eat my food and all that jazz, but I was a little disappointed not to have anyone to glare at in the morning. Or to harass. Oh well, at least I have my apartment all to myself again, that's nice.
The next thing that happened to me was that I was STARVED. This mattered to me infinitely more than the death of my fishy compatriots. I usually get my food delivered, because it is really hard to get out and about these days in a world so completely against Fish Civil Rights. Well, the two people who usually deliver the food decided NOT TO. So for DAYS AND DAYS I grew weaker and weaker, praying that one of my roommates would die and I could be legally exempt from prosecution when I feasted upon him. Instead, the two Feeders returned and continued feeding me as if nothing had happened!! What is up with that??? I would fire them, but its really hard to find help these days.
Yet another disaster in my life was my SECOND kidnapping! Most people aren't unlucky enough to be kidnapped once, I was kidnapped TWICE! This time I was also MANHANDLED and stuck into a tight little container. Then, when some do-gooder paid my ransom, I was put back in my apartment and found that the hooligans had PAINTED MY CARPET A DIFFERENT COLOR! It was now bright pink and purple, instead of the calming grays and browns I had.
Yep, my life has been a bit hazardous these days. *sighs* At least it can't get any worse right? :)