Friday, October 2, 2009

KIDNAPPED!

I was KIDNAPPED TODAY! It was terrible! And the police simply will not answer my pleas for help! I haven't even been able to CONTACT them! Anyways, back to my harrowing story....
I was just laying back, minding my own business, when I was violently swept into some kind of bucket and set precariously close to a dire precipice. I was kept there for a pretty long while, I am assuming that my kidnappers were debating on how much to try and get for me (I am worth quite a lot, you know). In the end, though, I was let go, for reasons unknown. I think it was probably because they had learned I had connections with powers greater than themselves, and feared for their lives if I ever escaped.

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