*whispers* So, I was just swimming around my apartment, right? When suddenly my entire home was PICKED UP AND MOVED. I was pretty freaked out, but it just got worse. The kidnappers took me in a car, and drove me over a Blue Bridge. That was the only thing I could see, and the car ride felt like it lasted an eternity. Then I was taken into another building, and all these tiny small humans kept looking at me! I think I'm in trouble here. What if they're just fattening me up?? What if I'm DINNER?? Please someone help! Call the police, tell them that they're looking for a villainous looking man with brown hair and a penchant for swords. He also quotes some book a lot, takes a lot of phone calls (probably the mob), and grins really evilly. Hurry! I don't know how much time I have left!!
-Jeff Rahndom
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Oh, poor, dear Jeff. There is so much you do not know.
ReplyDeleteThose small humans have some creatures you do NOT want to meet.
Help is on the way. Just hang on about another week.
just wondering if you are safely back home yet.
ReplyDeleteI rejoice in the news that you are safely back home and trust you will soon be recovered from your trauma enough to post for your Fin Fans.
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