New Roommates

Well, with the economy in a downward spiral, my rent has just gotten higher and higher, until finally I was forced to do the unthinkable....get roommates. Their names are Chevis (he's Scandinavian) and Jojoba (he is from Cham-pu Botel). They are pretty dull, all they seem to do all day is open and close their mouths, with nothing even remotely interesting coming out.

And here is where I must make a confession...I have terrible anger-management issues. Really. I once nearly tore apart another one of my kind, for no apparent reason at all. I just lost control the moment I sighted him! It was terrible, and for that reason I was ostracized and had to move far away. So, now, for safety reasons, I have built a wall between our two sides of the apartment so as not to be tempted. We'll see how it works out...

KIDNAPPED!

I was KIDNAPPED TODAY! It was terrible! And the police simply will not answer my pleas for help! I haven't even been able to CONTACT them! Anyways, back to my harrowing story....

I was just laying back, minding my own business, when I was violently swept into some kind of bucket and set precariously close to a dire precipice. I was kept there for a pretty long while, I am assuming that my kidnappers were debating on how much to try and get for me (I am worth quite a lot, you know). In the end, though, I was let go, for reasons unknown. I think it was probably because they had learned I had connections with powers greater than themselves, and feared for their lives if I ever escaped.

Summer: Come and Gone

A few days ago I realized that Summer had finally come! I was shivering in my apartment when suddenly, after much sloshing and earthquake-like movements, the sun burst out and warmed my apartment right up. It was amazing. I basked in it for quite a while, getting a tan (I hope).

Unfortunately, this state of affairs did not last long. In fact, it seemed to be only a few days! I have never experienced such a short summer! It must be *gasps* Global Warming.